The Elf On The Shelf Is Nothing More Than A Footless Creep

The Elf on the Shelf is a footless menace who exists to terrify children with its strange rules and constant surveillance. I banish it from my home.

Elf on the Shelf explained. Any questions? Concerns? #elfontheshelf #

The Unnecessary Stress of Elf on the Shelf, by Sandra Ebejer

10 hilarious Elf on the Shelf fails from oven mishap to Holly Willoughby's faux pas - OK! Magazine

That creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to come into your room at night and

Creepy Elf on the shelf #christmas #scary #shorts

Mom devises elaborate lie to keep 'Elf on a Shelf' myth alive

Elf on the Shelf explained. Any questions? Concerns? #elfontheshelf #

Why I Hate the Elf on the Shelf

Tell us: Is there an Elf on a Shelf living in with you this season?

10 hilarious Elf on the Shelf fails from oven mishap to Holly Willoughby's faux pas - OK! Magazine

It's time for parents to collude to end the insanity of Elf on the Shelf

Elf on the Shelf: magic or madness? – East Bay Times

The Elf on the Shelf: 2013 Madness - BasicallyFX

Tell us: Is there an Elf on a Shelf living in with you this season?